WHy did the Chicken cross the riad??? Because he felt like it..
There was a nun that needed a ride so she waved down a taxi. The driver pulled up and took the nun where she needed to go. During the ride the man said to the nun, “You’re pretty hot, for a nun!” The nun thanked the man by asking him if he’d like to have […]
Why are gay’s the first ones out of the hotel in the morning? because they get their shit packed the ngiht before.
There were these three gay guys going at it one night, and they run out of vasaline. So the first guy says “hey dont do anything until i get back from the store” so the other two said “alright we’ll wait” So upon returning from the store the man notices that there is vasaline all […]
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a girl and starts flirting with her. She turns around and says, “You know, I’m a lesbian.” He just nods and keeps flirting. So she turns around again and says to him, “Do you know what a lesbian is?” He replies no. She says, […]
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a nice day to be moving” New Neighbor: “Yes, it is and people around here seem extremely friendly” Neighbor 1: “So what is it you do for a living?” New Neighbor: “I am a professor at the University, I teach deductive reasoning” Neighbor 1: “Deductive reasoning, […]
my friends first date true story he told me 6:00 pm arrives at girls house is told she is getting ready father stares menacingly from across the den 6:10 pm father blinks girl comes down half naked to find bra father covers boys eyes 6:30 pm girl is finally ready get in car wont start […]
Why did the gay man get a job at the loading dock? He loved taking deliveries in the rear.
This guy had a hard day at work and decided to get a drink on the way home. He stopped in to this bar and didn’t realize it was a gay bar. He took a seat in this both and a waiter came up to him and asked what the name of his penis was. […]
You know you’re in San Francisco when….. Your co-worker tells you they have 8 body piercings but none are visible. When someone says TENDERLOIN- you don’t think of steak. You think of danger. You make over $100,000 and still can’t afford a house. You take a bus and are shocked at 2 people carrying on […]
A guy walked into a bathroom and started pissing He looked over and saw a really little man taking a piss. The guy looked over at him and said, “Hello.” The little man said, “Hi, I’m a leprechaun!” The guy was amazed. The leprechaun said “I like you. I am going to grant you 3 […]
Jack and Dan work together and are good friends while at work. Outside of work they live different lives. One day, Jack and Dan are in the breakroom relaxing and drinking coffee when Jack asks Dan the following: JACK: Hey Dan can I ask you a personal question? DAN: It depends, how personal? JACK: Not […]
A guy walks into a bar and he sees a realy hot girl sitting on the other end. So he tells the bartender to buy her a drink. The bartender says “I don’t know if you want to do that because she is a lesbian.” The guy says, “I don’t care. Buy her one anyway.” […]
There were 3 gay guys in a plane and they were on there way to gay day at disney when suddenly to there astonishment the plane engine exploded. the captain came out and took the only parachute and jumped out of the plane.So being stupid as they were they decided to jump they all jumped […]
there once was a woman named diane gave a blow job to a man other than her husband.she was band from her town. so everyone would know what she had done they wrote bj all over her cloths and skin. when she reached the next town she asked if she could live there. the mayer […]